Best creationist theories ever!

[USincognito]

already answered that.

No you did not. He asked where the water went. Not where it came from.

 

[h2whoa]

dad's theory about how the earth's core is a giant diamond surrounded by liquid gold never fails to crack me up.

If I remember correctly, the liquid gold was also, for some reason, cold.

Sometimes I consider taking dad off my ignore list. But then I think, a brain haemorrhage just isn't fun at 23.

 

[h2whoa]

amen...


then... I guess you can rip out a couple of pages from Job, and say that it's not true...

I'm intrigued by this part:

13 Who can strip off his outer coat?

Dinosaurs were reptiles. Seen many reptiles with luxurious coats?

 

[h2whoa]

Because we all know dragons are real. From AIG's website, the Chinese zodiac has 12 creatures, 11 of which exists today. The last one, the Dragon, must also exist, then. I guess there must be an 11/12 chance it exists and 1/12 chance it doesn't.

Well, you've certainly mastered the mathematics of probability.

It's like saying we know pills exist, we know computers exist, we know ju-jitsu exists and we know batteries exist. Therefore there is a 4/5 chance that the Matrix exists...

 

[h2whoa]

If scripture is'nt evidence here

It isn't.

I'll exit. thanx

Take care.

 

[vipertaja]

Well, you've certainly mastered the mathematics of probability.

It's like saying we know pills exist, we know computers exist, we know ju-jitsu exists and we know batteries exist. Therefore there is a 4/5 chance that the Matrix exists...

Well it does doesn't it? As a matter of fact I have 'em all three in my DVD collection.