Beatitudes for Single People

[Blackwing]

Got this from an e-mail. Just would like to share

 

Beatitudes for Single People

1. Blessed are the singles, for theirs alone is their income.

2. Blessed are those who are detached, they can go where they
please,when they please.

3. Blessed are the non-couples, they shall inherit no one else's
problems but their own.

4. Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no phone calls to wait for.

5. Blessed are those who do not thirst for companionship, they do not
have to share the remote.

6. Blessed are the purely unattached, for they will see what they want
in the shops and go buy it without any thought as to whether their mate
will approve of the purchase. In other words, they can indulge without
guilt.

7. Blessed are those who are persecuted when valentine's day rolls in,
they do not need some stupid special day declared to remind them that
they are happy in their present state.

8. Blessed are you when couples walk by arm in arm on a rainy day,
you're not getting wet, they are. (I mean, try squeezing two people under a
small umbrella!)

 

Enjoy!!!

 

[kimmee]

LOL funny stuff!

 

[wvmtnkid]

 

[AnnMercy2]

 

[RayNay714]

That was great!

 

[fieldmouse3]

 

[Lbiagm]

That was funny

 

[Blessed-one]

cool stuff!

 

[Lbiagm]

4. Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no phone calls to wait for

I like this one.

 

[lil_angel]

hehehe!!! it was really great

 

[Lbiagm]

i also like this one

2. Blessed are those who are detached, they can go where they
please,when they please.

 

[Alessandro]

Great stuff there man.

 

[Ruhama]

I like it. A lot.

 

[caitlincares]

I like

 

[silwJC7]

Oh how funny! Good one!!!

 

[Tuffguy]

9. Blessed are the single guys, for surely they can go have beers with their boys whenever the heck they want.