be funny for reps

[Utah Knight]

Here are the rules

1) Say something funny
2) if anyone thinks a post is funny rep it
3) at least read all posts on the page
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i'll start



You know your standing on your head if your nose runs and your feet smell

 

[KingOfWar]

A dog LIMPED into a bar and said
"who shot my paw"


i heard that one on this board!!

 

[buttercup2000]

Hi KingOfWar, Look at your first star!!!!

 

[Johnboy60]

Video, Baby Hamster Eats Brocolli

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668/3774740?v=2253641

 

[Tiffanya]

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

 

[Johnboy60]

Cat Massage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uuN5kuq74

 

[Tiffanya]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

[queenanne]

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

 

[4tune8]

I just need 4000 reps to be at 19 stars..

I think this joke will put me over the top!! :

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.
And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

 

[~ Gig ~]

 

[Johnboy60]

4tune8, I will give you the reps you need.

Robert43

 

[4tune8]

YEAHHH!!! thanks!!!
I'm giving Gig my reps next three days; and I wanted to bless her with more rep... so thanks for putting me over!!!

I'll get you back when I'm done repping my friend!!

 

[ICor1311]

good stuff on here

 

[ICor1311]

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"[/FONT]​