Be careful what you eat...

[blackwasp]

I was thinking the other day about all the different things that people eat. What you put on your plate, look at with your eyes, and smell with your nose reflects what's in your heart and vice versa. I mean, what you eat affects your heart.

So likewise, eat Godly food, or at least...if you know it's bad for you...don't eat it! (For those who aren't aware, leafy greens, whole grains, and lean meats are acceptable; fatty meats, starchy vegetables, and Cheetos Puffs ARE NOT!

It could affect your relationship with God as it affects your heart (coronary disease, hypertension, etc.) or even your blessings from Him.

 

[Keith Van Horn]

What is this about? Whatever is not Faith is Sin>

 

[MoreInSorrow]

I was thinking the other day about all the different things that people eat. What you put on your plate, look at with your eyes, and smell with your nose reflects what's in your heart and vice versa. I mean, what you eat affects your heart.

So likewise, eat Godly food, or at least...if you know it's bad for you...don't eat it! (For those who aren't aware, leafy greens, whole grains, and lean meats are acceptable; fatty meats, starchy vegetables, and Cheetos Puffs ARE NOT!

It could affect your relationship with God as it affects your heart (coronary disease, hypertension, etc.) or even your blessings from Him.

best.
parody.
thread.
ever.

 

[GodscousinTed]

I know what you mean blackwasp, these infidelic heathens and their so called "food" are working to sway people of the one true religion(tm), and must be converted from their artery clogging ways by any means nessecary!

 

[uzchickenz]

dude.
very good.
loved it
GB!

 

[blackwasp]

What are you guys talking about with this 'parody' business? I'm plan on polling Hatebreed fans and finding out how many of them eat "trashy food" like McDonalds. I expect my theory to be justified.

And to Mr. Van Horn, you have a game tomorrow night against the Lakers. Shouldn't you be doing something other than browsing message boards? If I had the privelege of playing next to Dirk on a daily basis, I'd take my profession a little more seriously.

 

[LOTRbeatspotteranyday]

*gasps for breath* Oh my...laughing so hard right now....blessings for you!

 

[uzchickenz]

dude..
at least i thought u were talking too about what we are "eating" as Christians to feed our spiritual body....heee.

well but we can refleect the same way about those two ways of reading this text. hehe..
peace!

 

[Keith Van Horn]

And to Mr. Van Horn, you have a game tomorrow night against the Lakers. Shouldn't you be doing something other than browsing message boards? If I had the privelege of playing next to Dirk on a daily basis, I'd take my profession a little more seriously.

You are very smart. You are the first person to know who i am. I don't play much on the court during games, because i have a slight ankle sprain. I'm tired of being traded every day to a different team. keep it cool. maybe somtime i can sign a picture for you or somthing?

 

[blackwasp]

You are very smart. You are the first person to know who i am. I don't play much on the court during games, because i have a slight ankle sprain. I'm tired of being traded every day to a different team. keep it cool. maybe somtime i can sign a picture for you or somthing?

Give me your address and I'll send you a lock of hair, or something to remember me by. I've been a fan since your Utah days. The Mavs are my second favorite team behind the Pacers. I wish you the best of luck, and hope that ankle receives a full recovery. I want to see you back on the court shooting the long-range J.

 

[Chrome]

"You are what you eat, dad"

"then you should lay off the fruitcake, son"

...funny

 

[white_frog914]

So likewise, eat Godly food, or at least...if you know it's bad for you...don't eat it! (For those who aren't aware, leafy greens, whole grains, and lean meats are acceptable; fatty meats, starchy vegetables, and Cheetos Puffs ARE NOT!

It could affect your relationship with God as it affects your heart (coronary disease, hypertension, etc.) or even your blessings from Him.

The best thing about this is that there are actually books that teach this.

 

[WhenFinallySetFree777]

The best thing about this is that there are actually books that teach this.

My piano teacher has one - I don't remember what it's called, but I know she doesn't follow it or any some such.

I would guess it's a mostly SDA thing to follow that anyway.

But aside from all that serious mumbo-jumbo, that was hysterical. Props~!

 

[BOJAX]

Why milk a dead cow anyway?

*Yawn*

 

[white_frog914]

My piano teacher has one - I don't remember what it's called, but I know she doesn't follow it or any some such.

I would guess it's a mostly SDA thing to follow that anyway.

But aside from all that serious mumbo-jumbo, that was hysterical. Props~!

Yea, I had to do a research paper on the Biblical basis of being a vegetarian so I read a lot of Biblical diet books. What Would Jesus Eat? was my favourite, with The Maker's Diet coming in a close second.

 

[Lecarde]

If someone is convicted to listen to only christian music, or eat healthy foods, leave them be.
Its between him/her and God.

 

[Im_A]

best.
parody.
thread.
ever.

heavily agreed!

 

[WhenFinallySetFree777]

Yea, I had to do a research paper on the Biblical basis of being a vegetarian so I read a lot of Biblical diet books. What Would Jesus Eat? was my favourite, with The Maker's Diet coming in a close second.

Ah, it was The Maker's Diet she had - I remember now that you say that.