See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing
uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy! I bet
this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I
was totally hammered at the time.'
Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.
Sit on the floor instead of in a chair. If the interviewer mentions
it, accuse them of being a 'seatist.'
Mention that you would little affect the budget, because you swiped
all necessary office supplies from your previous job.
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like
making anything else up.
Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office
from a few angles, put away, declare, 'NOW we can begin.'
Sniff your shirt during the interview, frown, and ask, 'Do I smell
funny to you?'
Ask if refreshment fund covers making coffees 'Irish.'
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uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy! I bet
this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.'
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I
was totally hammered at the time.'
Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.
Sit on the floor instead of in a chair. If the interviewer mentions
it, accuse them of being a 'seatist.'
Mention that you would little affect the budget, because you swiped
all necessary office supplies from your previous job.
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like
making anything else up.
Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office
from a few angles, put away, declare, 'NOW we can begin.'
Sniff your shirt during the interview, frown, and ask, 'Do I smell
funny to you?'
Ask if refreshment fund covers making coffees 'Irish.'
http://www.geocities.com/mrhumor101/badjobinterviewtactics.html?1116115741258
