Bad Advice

[jsimms615]

The idea is to ask for advice and then give advice to the post before you. Give the worst advise you can think of.


My car has a lot of frost on it this time of year in the morning. What should I do about that?

 

[jthomas1600]

Is it really cold where you live? Try washing the frost off with a garden hose and then drive real fast so the wind will dry the water off.

Speaking of cars. My breaks are making funny noises. Any advise?

 

[Easter-ner]

Turn up the music so you can't hear the breaks.

I have an electric socket that doesn't always work. Any advice?

 

[jsimms615]

Try jamming a large metal object in the socket. That should help.


I am kinda tired of my job. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Quit your job and give all your money to the nice man on the other end of the email. Afterall, he will give you a million dollars for the little bit you give him.

How do I adjust to my 12 year old who suddenly knows it all?

 

[Easter-ner]

Always agree with everything he/she says and wants.

I might need glasses ... not sure. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Borrow someone else s glasses and see if they help.

What should I do if I get the H1N1 virus?

 

[Easter-ner]

Be a trooper and don't give in to it ... keep going to work and visit lots of family and friends.

I'd like to shed a few pounds. Any advice?

 

[One day at a time]

Come to my house and finish off all the cookies and candies that I made....that should help.

My neice's little boy wants to get into everything in the house (includine the toilets)! What should I do?

 

[Easter-ner]

Give him all your keys (house, car, etc) to play with. Watch to see what he does with them! It will be fun.

My car is filthy? What should I do with it?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Invite the neighbor's 5 year old triplets to help you clean it out. Make sure they have plenty of lollipops and bubblegum. That will help them get into the cleaning mood!

I ate too much tonight and my stomach hurts. What should I do?

 

[Easter-ner]

Go for a 5 mile run right away ... that should burn the calories.

I'd like to take a trip some day and am wondering the best places in the world to go. Where is the best place to holiday?

 

[One day at a time]

I heard that if you go to North Korea....you could have an interesting time!


I'm not able to walk very well so what is the best way to get around?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Move to the North Pole, and buy some ice skates. You will really be able to get around fast then!

My mom is a diabetic. What should I bake for her on her birthday?

 

[Easter-ner]

A triple chocolate fudge cake with lots of icing.

My toenail clippers are broken. How should I trim my toenails?

 

[Romanseight2005]

With a power saw.

What age should I toilet train my child?

 

[Easter-ner]

Hhhhmmm, your age shouldn't matter ... toilet training usually depends on the child's age. lol

I can't get to sleep at night. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Find someone who is really strong and have them punch your lights out. You should get plenty of rest from that.

My cat is addicted to catnip. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Find someone who is really strong and have them punch your lights out. You should get plenty of rest from that.

My cat is addicted to catnip. What should I do?

I'm asking this again to bump this thread

 

[One day at a time]

Sprinkle it all over the house and see what that does!!


My dog decided that she needed to go....so she went on my bed....what should I do?