avoid the greasy spoon recipe box

[goldenviolet]

name something you wouldn't eat... or give a recipe!

Slimy Green Smores
Soak your marshmallows in the food colouring until they turn green
Place a piece of chocolate on the graham cracker and put your green slimy marshmallow on top.
Place smore in microwave and heat on high for 1 minute or until your marshmallow and chocolate have melted.

 

[ConstanceB]

name the worst dishes



thou shalt not eat a sardine & anchovie burrito.

(Eewwwww!)


Thou shalt not make a liver and lima bean casserole.

 

[shazabella]

tuna noodle casserole shalt never ever be made again EVER !

- Shaz

 

[ConstanceB]

Thou shalt not make raw veal sushi.

 

[goldenviolet]

i'm scared of my own thread!!!!
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the first recipe i actually found online!!!
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:o your recipes scare me.... raw veal sushi.

!!!

Chocolate Spiders

takes no time at all to prepare.

• one bag of semisweet chocolate chips

• 1 can of chow mein noodles

• 1 cup of salted peanuts

1. Line a baking sheet with waxed paper
2. Melt chocolate. Remove from heat. Add the noodles and peanuts to the chocolate then stir and fold the mixture until the noodles are well coated
3. Drop teaspoonfuls onto the pan with the waxed paper. Place in the refrigerator for about 8 hours or until you feel like eating them

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[goldenviolet]

Slippery Snake Cake
2 baked ring or Bundt cakes...
Cut the rings in half and arrange them in a slithery pattern, frosting them together.
Carve a little cake off the sides of the nose, then frost the entire snake green.
Add black licorice ball eyes and red licorice tongue.

 

[goldenviolet]

Aquarium Jello
Use a new or well cleaned goldfish bowl. In the bottom place Jelly Belly beans that look like rocks. Mix up as much blue Jello as your bowl will hold. Mix using ice cubes & cold water instead of the cold water called for on the box. Pour this into the bowl over a knife blade or something to keep from disturbing the gravel. If you want it to have 'seaweed', poke a couple of pieces of purple endive, parsley or something similar down into the gravel. When the whole thing starts to jell, use a wooden skewer to push gummy fish into different parts of the bowl. For an added touch, include plastic ships, divers and treasure chests.

 

[kleptobismol]

AHHH!!! that aquarium jello sounds just toooo cute!!!

easy cheesy lasagna

Ingredients:
- ritz crackers
- ketchup
- american cheese

layer crackers, ketchup and cheese on microwavable plate. Microwave til cheese is melted. Enjoy!


lol...i saw this in a little kid's cookbook a long time ago and i always think of it whenever i see other nasty recipes...

 

[ConstanceB]

Hey! Reminds me of

mock apple pie

It was always on the Ritz box; uses Ritz crackers instead of apples, and my goodness, our Home Ec teacher said you couldn't tell the difference! The magic of modern kitchen science . . .