Attn Annabel Lee

[Gerry]

Oh the Crunchberries! Are you sitting down??? You know the secret place where you have the world supply stashed??? Well the government, unaware your crunchberries were even there, stumbled onto the site and turned it into a toxic waste dump. I am sorry to tell you, the entire supply was disintegrated.

But the even worse news is, Annabel has said you must get your hair styled and shave before the honeymoon on Uranus.

 

[Brimshack]

I have no hair to style, but I have long since transferred my crunchberries to another site in anticpation of Annabel's attempt to destroy the stock. Government indeed!

 

[Smilin]

Okay Annabel...
I just started talking to you yesterday...
and even enjoyed the discussions we had
over different barb-b-que recipes for stray cats...
and now i see a WHOLE THREAD dedicated to you...
kk...
WHAT did you do? LOL...

 

[Annabel Lee]

I did nothing!
This is all an EVIL CONSPIRACY of Brimshack's. I mean really now..why in the world would I want to marry a Green Troll Boy Alien/Human Hybrid?

It is over!!

Uh...K'Plett still wants to have a "discussion" with you Brim. Tell him I said "Hello".

 

[Smilin]

marry? i thought klingons had things like that for breakfast?

 

[Annabel Lee]

We do, Smilin.

Brimshack was being a bit presumptuous. Imagine ME (A superior life-form) marrying that..that..Troll...UGH!! Perish the thought.

So, Brim, beg all you want on your hands and knees..I WILL NOT MARRY YOU!

 

[Smilin]

There are aliens among us.....

 

[Annabel Lee]

That's right...Beg all you want, Brim..the answer is still NO....

 

[Annabel Lee]

Stop begging! This is embarrasing.

 

[Brimshack]

I don't know what you are talking about? Are you planning some new gambit to steal my socks?

 

[Annabel Lee]

Stop begging!!!
It just wasn't meant to be!

 

[Brimshack]

What wasn't meant to be? I don't know what you are talking about?

 

[Gerry]

Sorry Kids! No divorce! Klingon marriage or no, on this planet, you are already married. Remember this: "ALRIGHT! I now pronounce you Mr. & Mrs. Klingon Troll" ?

 

[findtbax]

 Your time will come Brimshack

 

[Didaskomenos]

Have no fear, Brim and Annabel. I was merely teasing you - I thought it would be funny if Gerry thought he had actually married you two.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Thank you. I think this is the only time I've ever been happy to see you Q.
I knew you were behind this.
Please take the spell off of Brim..The Little Green Guy thinks he's in love with me.

Stop begging! The answer is still NO!!!

 

[Gerry]

LOL. Poor Annabel! The troll IS in love with you. You ARE married now. Have you forgotten about the "tune up" Q needs? He is totally powerless to control anyone! So give in and love the little green fellow. After all, when you get used to him, he is kinda cute you know! And think of the kids....hehehe...imagine a Troll with a Klingon attitude......Teehehehehahahahaha....gasp...lol....hohohohohhehe

 

[Didaskomenos]

Certainly not. Else how is a lonely, bored, omnipotent being supposed to have any fun?

 

[Annabel Lee]

And think of the kids....hehehe...imagine a Troll with a Klingon attitude......Teehehehehahahahaha....gasp...lol....hohohohohhehe

You're scaring me Gerry..Please stop talking about having KIDS!!!!

And Poor Lonely Bored Mr. Q...I'm sure you can think up some other way to amuse yourself, say...start a Intergalactic War? That could be interesting.

And how about those semi-sentient beings on Rigel1? Their quaint customs are always good for a few laughs! Go on...pay them a visit!

Please torment someone else...Please.

 

[Gerry]

Spoken like a typical frustrated new bride! Don't worry! Sometimes it takes a while to adjust and I am sure there will many the happy "pitter pattar" sound of many little green troll feet around the house very soon.