Attn Annabel Lee

[Brimshack]

 

[Annabel Lee]

My brother is stopping by your house tomorrow Brim..just to talk. (At least that is what he said)

 

[Brimshack]

I don't suppose he could put me in traction for awhile could he?

 

[Annabel Lee]

Just take my advice and be very polite. But don't let him push you around or he'll think you're weak. Got that?
Be very very careful.

(Oh God! K'Plett is going to kill him!)

 

[Brimshack]

…do you really think he would do that for me?

 

[Gerry]

Don't let her frighten you Brim. You get to choose the method of the fight. And I know HOW you can beat him. He is not real bright, typical of most Klingon men. You can easily defeat him in a battle of wits!

 

[Brimshack]

I was kinda hoping he'd knock me into the next county, so I could get a head start on my escape.

 

[Gerry]

Sorry Brim. I am afraid your escape days have run out! You have been slippery in the past, but I am afraid your luck has run out.

But cheer up! I am very happy andd excited for you. Just imagine. You are going to be a father. I cannot wait to see this green klingon troll thingy. hehehehehehehe

 

[Annabel Lee]

I'm getting the distinct impression you don't think I'm good enough for you!

I'm calling off the wedding. Now my brother will REALLY want to talk to you!

It's sure been nice knowing you Brim.

 

[Annabel Lee]

You are going to be a father. I cannot wait to see this green klingon troll thingy.

EEK! What are you doing Gerry?!...Stop right now!



LOLOL

 

[Brimshack]

FATHER !?!

Anna, …wh?

Okay I'm going on the down-low for awhile.

 

[Gerry]

Going down low? lol. Brim do you not know what got you into this? Now you have angered your Mrs. and she is calling off the Klingon Wedding!

You are as good as a dead troll! It is time to believe in God, for you are about to meet Him. I thought you nknew better than to reject a Klingon woman. WOW! THAT is just not healthy or wise.

 

[Brimshack]

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH, I'm not here.

 

[Brimshack]

SHe's back! …Oh Geez!

 

[Gerry]

Repeat after me: "Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."

 

[Gerry]

Hail Mary....................and pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

 

[Brimshack]

I know, she just parked her computer on this thread, just to make me paranoid. But of course, I know, and yu know, and she knows, and all of us know that every one else here knows that she REALLY IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!

OH THAT ANNABEL LEE!!!

 

[Gerry]

All she wants is for you to keep your marrriage vows and to go through with the Klingon version of the wedding ritual. I have already told you how to defeat her brother in a painless way. Now you need to apologize for rejecting her, complete the ritual and fly off into space and have a trollgon honeymoon and come back with a beautiful pregnanent Klingon wife, and live happily ever after. It is either that are you will be soon living under the big bridge in the sky!

Now which sounds best to you?

 

[Brimshack]

You were working for her all along weren't you Gerry. My socks are bugged!

 

[Brimshack]

I'm not giving up my crunchberries I don't care what K'Plett does.