Attn Annabel Lee

[Brimshack]

No but you might turn into a part of the borg collective, I wouldn't eat one of Annabel's apricots if it was cut in slices if I were you, no matter how good they are. The sweatness is just part of the trap. Don't do it Gerry, don't do it!

 

[Gerry]

Sweatness? AHhhhh! Even I misread that the first time and thought you meant sweetness. I know women do lure men in with sweetness and then pounce upon them like a black widow spider. My great great great great great great.......
.....grandmother Eve lured grandpa Adam in with the sweetness of an apricot too. It was written about as though it were an apple, but that was probably a generic term for fruit. An apricot is much sweeter and therefore far more tempting.

But I am thinking, after a time in a purple sock, they should be safe to eat. Besides, you have sen my picture. Imagine me with that Borg look! Hmmm. Could be a major improvement. And I would be a lot smarter. THAT would be a plus.

However it will take me a time to decipher this code word "sweatness"!

 

[Brimshack]

Well there were demns in my keyboard. You do look a bit like Picard with a beard. (Might have mispelled thta one too. OH THAT ANNABEL!!!!)

 

[Annabel Lee]

Brim and Gerry..You are helpless against my evil charms.
Would either of you like an apricot? Here, have a bite. It's delicious.

 

[Gerry]

Brim and Gerry? Huh? But...don't you remember? I ...uh.. er....was trying to trick Brim.....I have been on your side all along....remember??? Tell me, what is this codeword "sweatness" so I can protect it from Brim.

 

[Brimshack]

She's doing the whole Eve thing now. Do I need any further proof?

 

[Gerry]

BRIM! BRIM! BRIM! WHERE ARE YOU?????????

 

[Brimshack]

Alright Annabel what did you do this time? The entire site was down for the whole weekend. So, we know you were up to something. Now come clean; have you been implanting subliminal suggestions in the site?

 

[Annabel Lee]

Subliminal messages? You're smarter than you look my Green Atheist Friend! When I hit the "submit reply" button the message will be implanted and sent to every user online.
In exactly 28.5 hours everyone on this site will convert to Catholicism.
Even you my Secular Humanist Ferengi Looking Alien!

 

[Brimshack]

Ah, but I never enabled the special electro-conversion software which you bundled into that other stuff that doesn't work on my computer. Ever notice that I never use the smilie? …Yeah, ah-haw! That's right Annabel dear, I've got your number lady. Since I knew that you were up to somethign, I disabled all that stuff. Why don't you just admit defeat now, and let us all get on with our lives?

 

[Annabel Lee]

Don't you have a uncontrollable urge to sing..."Panis Angelicus" or "Ave Maria"?
Don't deny it. You're just making it harder on yourself.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

 

[Brimshack]

Hmmm… can't say as I do. YOU ARE DEFEATED EVIL BORG QUEEN OF DARKNESS!

 

[Annabel Lee]

You keep calling me Borg Queen when you know darn well I'm a Klingon!?
Do you hear a knock at your door, Brim? That is my sister Maribel. (She's the good Triplet).......
(insert subliminal suggestion) Give her the green sock. Just give it to her!
Then walk into your kitchen and pour all your Captain Crunch into the garbage disposal. Very good Brim.

 

[Brimshack]

I heard no such knock, but I noticed quite a disturbance down the block, and several children were crying. This is the product of all your fine work, some poor innocent children will have to eat Cocoa Puffs tomorrow. I hope you are happy!

 

[Brimshack]

Your subliminal suggestion didn't work either. I have no money in my bank accounts to deposit in your so-called Orphan-Klingon charity. I did, however, use the account number you provided me redirect a few funds to the Feed-the-Troll Chrildren fund. Once again, I have outwitted you Dark Princess. It is all over.

 

[Annabel Lee]

It's not over till the fat Klingon sings, my misguided green Human/Alien Hybrid!
The funds you redirected were in actuality from the The Secret Service Senior Citizen Fund. They are tracing you, as we speak. (insert maniacal laughter)
Sorry Troll Boy..I'd leave town quickly if I were you.
This Klingon needs her beauty sleep...Goodnight!

 

[Brimshack]

Ah, but I routed the rerout through you're own accounts, so those angry geriatrics will be hammering away at your door tomorrow morning, not mine. You get that beauty sleep Annabel Lee, you just sleep while your ENTIRE WORLD falls apart. HeeHeeHeeHaHaHaHahHahHahHawHaw HAW HAW!

 

[Kristen]

It's not over till the fat Klingon sings

Yeah it ain't worth it. I guess I will move on for now Lord knows I need to. The GOOD Lord knows all and will deal with my enemies justly. I AM a Christian and will apologize Brimshack. You guys have fun.  

 

[Brimshack]

Hmm, Time out.

Some jokes and taunts are best kept between friends Kristen. I wish it were otherwise, but under the circumstances I hope that you can see your own post will come accrosss as something other than a good natured jibe. That simple and apparently inoffensive post is actually the beginnings of a territorial conflict, and the reality is none of us are going to be any happier on the other side of that battle. I think it would be best if you withdrew your post, and I would be very grateful if you did. Please reconsider.

 

[Brimshack]

Well Annabel I just opened a new box of melba toast, and one full bundle was missing. What did you do?