Let's All Celebrate Atheists' Holiday!!!
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contactthe local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while theatheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunityto once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.The case was brought before a "wisejudge" who after listening to the long,passionate presentation of the ACLUlawyers, promptly banged his gaveland declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah .and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chairand simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We areaware of no such holiday for atheists, justwhen might that be, your honor?"
The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!" The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."- Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
HOORAY FOR THIS JUDGE!!!
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contactthe local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while theatheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunityto once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.The case was brought before a "wisejudge" who after listening to the long,passionate presentation of the ACLUlawyers, promptly banged his gaveland declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah .and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chairand simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We areaware of no such holiday for atheists, justwhen might that be, your honor?"
The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!" The fool says in his heart, "There is no God."- Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
HOORAY FOR THIS JUDGE!!!
That was laugh-out-loud funny!
