Aspie theme song

[jackmt]

I nominate for the official Aspie theme song "I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel. Any other nominations?

 

[jackmt]

Maybe Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Alone Again, Naturally."

 

[Sabertooth]

With a little alteration, you might be able to do something with this:
(Altered lyrics in next post.)

 

[Sabertooth]

(with apologies to "The Who")

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That AUTISM-LITE kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That AUTISM-LITE kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball ASPIE
There has got to be a twist.
A pin ball ASPIE,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He IS SO HYPERFOCUSED,
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
Never seen him fall. [Sometimes, 'n' never tilts at all...]
That AUTISM-LITE kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That AUTISM-LITE kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.!!!!!

 

[Bookmaker]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a.....

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's messed up and everything's all right
Check my vital signs and, Oh , I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a

My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone