LOL, yeah, I'm afraid the 5 second rule has been scientifically proved wrong.
As for the secret to the barbed-wire fence... well, my uncle didn't have it tied off at one end (he put it up across the dirt road to herd cattle from one field to another) securely - he just wrapped the coil around the post, so when I went flying into it on my bike it first rubber-banded out, then the coil came loose and flew through the air smacking me in the face, knocking me off my bike.

Maybe you were luckier in that your fence didn't give way
Maybe so, but my incident with the electric fence proved to be less forgiving.
Snow ski! I love snow skiing, though I've thought about taking up snowboarding next time I hit the slopes...
Same here. Can't wait to try it. I've never skied, but I use to skateboard so I'm thinkin I have a head start in the learning process. If not, it'll at least be funny.
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'Bruce Almighty' when he was ranting against God for all the "perceived" bad things he was experiencing. It struck me as hilarious, and reminded me of a tirade I once launched into myself.

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I could tell there was some kind of irony in it. Cool. Be proud of that. It got you "here".
Are you really really Irish? Like having the accent?
If you mean "really really" Irish, as in having been born or lived there, no. Irish by blood rather. I DO have the accent though!
Rather, I can imitate it veeeery well.


(getting back up FAST in hopes that no one saw that)
Really? Hm...cool.
Probably tripping and falling into the water I was about to be Baptized in.
ROFLOL ....sorry....~still laughing~ hey, can't say you didn't dive into your faith.
aww
Favorite sports? To play/watch:
Favorite to play - volleyball, football and baseball. To watch? FOOTBALL!

The surroundings could be any place in my house I guess. My ideal surrounding for contemplative thought though? A quiet glade in the forest, on the shore of a pristine lake.
I do accents very well - Russian, French (Parisian), Irish and German. I can also immitate several animal sounds as well. Hey... it's what happens when you have a lot of time on your hands.
I admire people that can do that and it's interesting to watch the efforts in their faces when doing them. I'm watching in intrigue more than I am listening. I have this friend though that just does it constantly. After awhile it's like..."wouldja just hush for a second?"
More questions....thinking, thinking...(me color texting this thing was a mess