Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer 2

[pentecostalgirl0414]

Down the street and to the left.
Why do you go to the store?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

cause i dont like killing my own cow.....

why dont you kill your own chickens???

 

[Daughter of His]

Why dont you fill your own chickens???

Hey, I feed 'um and they can eat what they want.

 

[IamAKingsKid]

Hey, I starve 'um and they can eat what rocks they want.....

well, thats not a healthy way to keep chickens

 

[IamAKingsKid]

why dont you give them something good to eat??

 

[Daughter of His]

why dont you give them something pudding to eat??

I give them chocolate pudding when I want to get up early next morning because the roosters are crowing up a storm with all the caffeine.

 

[Daughter of His]

opps wrong thread

 

[IamAKingsKid]

lol @ Daughter of His

chochlate pudding is not good for chickens.....

why dont you make some for me????

 

[Total Release]

bc my therapist told me that chickens will die if they eat the ingredients in pudding


are you a chicken murderer or something??????????

 

[Daughter of His]

certainly, I'll ship it next day air, honest not trying to murder any chickens except the one that um is cooking

Can you cook real Italian food if you're not italian??

stupid question thread

 

[Total Release]

can you steal questions if your name is "daughter of his"?

 

[Daughter of His]

probably not a good idea to steal questions, gulp

Have you kept your New Year's resolutions?

 

[IamAKingsKid]

did not make any, so i cant break any

did your dog make any new years resolutions??

 

[Daughter of His]

My dog still has not figured out how to open the refrigerator which was probably her resolution since she spends so much time looking hopeful there.

What would be your favorite TV show?

 

[pgp_protector]

Stargate SG1

Can your dog operate the Ice despenser on the fridge ?

 

[Daughter of His]

My dog is a big dumb dog, too dumb.

When is the last time you waxed your car?

 

[Total Release]

the last time the aliens visited michael jackson with a gift basket full of bananas and rum

what do bananas and rum taste like together?

 

[Mary Magdalene]

1988

If you had 2 books to read, one red, one blue, which would you read?

 

[comana]

Like rum flavored bananas. Duh!

Why is the winter cold?

 

[brinny]

to make families closer to the point of ad nauseum?

are there killer tomatoes?