Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[FreeBird914]

Yes, you can train a worn-out-old-dog-a-new-trick. The finest dog institute is across the street from the worm institute.

Do you think that whoever came up with the city name "Bordeaux" were, not only extremely French, but also extremely bored?

 

[lucypevensie]

I think he intended the name to be pronounced "bord-ox", just like it looks.

How do you pronounce "the"?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

It's pronounced "bow-arr-dee-aks"

How did the french get credit for our fries?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

I think he intended the name to be pronounced "bord-ox", just like it looks.

How do you pronounce "the"?

hahaha no way! we had the same thought at the same time

 

[lucypevensie]

It was a menu typo, should have said "FRIEND fries".

You want fries with that?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Only if they comes with the "Platonic Relationship Meal #3"

If there's so much pollution in the sky, why don't we just use more sky scrapers to clean it off?

 

[lucypevensie]

You need to take you idea to the sky cleaning committee for permission.

What happens if I push the big red button?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

A butterfly will pop up on your head! OH NOO

Who decided that doors should be rectangle?

 

[lucypevensie]

It was NOT the Hobbits, that's for sure!

Why do hobbits have circular doors?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

See back in the time before hobbits had doors Doorlo Bagweed was playing with a ball that rolled onto a hill. Doorlo dove to catch it, and when he looked up, it looked like it was blocking the entrance to his house! Of course he freaked out at first, but then he remembered that his house under the hill was much too far away - but he liked the idea anyways cause he thought a ball might keep the rain out. He tried making a bigger ball and used it, but he quickly tired of having to roll the heavy ball in and out of the way, so he flattened it out. And thus Doorlo, created hobbit doors! (named after him of course)

Why were Tolkien's books so long??

 

[1Sam24:12]

To give a full description of why hobbits have circular doors!

Why does it pour when it rains?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't know, but it's on the Morton salt canister, so it has to be true!

Why is the Morton salt canister blue?

 

[SparkyMaddie]

cuz God can't put it through a strainer.

why do people that show dogs at dog shows dress so funny?

 

[SparkyMaddie]

oooo i posted after you sorry well

the morton salt cannister is blue cuz they ran outta colors

 

[lucypevensie]

Little know dog show fact - they have a "funniest dressed" category for all the humans.

Do poodles really LIKE those ridiculous hair styles?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Every time I've asked a poodle how they felt, they got all happy stuck out their tounge and panted. I think that means yes.

Have you ever imagined a dog show with cats as judges?

 

[lucypevensie]

I think the cats would be scared of catching fleas from all those dogs.

Do you need a flea bath?

 

[brinny]

i couldn't find a tub that tiny

my fridge is running...what should i do?

 

[magisterfaust]

Get off this forum and go chase after it.

What is the best way to cacth a running fridge?

 

[lucypevensie]

Make your kids do it!

Could you style your hair with a honeycomb?