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Cause turkeys only have 4 feathers.

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What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
 
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Answer: Yes, the Earth is made of Stilton, confirmed by Obama's decision not to send NASA back for more of the moon's cheese — we have plenty right here.

Question: Why don't gasoline tanker trucks come equipped with a simple hose to refuel the car behind them, like airplanes are refueled in the air?

Such as car refueling system would avoid the ridiculously inefficient method we use now where the gas you need is right there on the truck ahead of you at the stop light — or the railroad crossing, but the tanker driver says, no you have to follow him all the way to the gas station and once there he still will not let gravity drain the gas into your car, but the tanker driver says — I am not kidding — he is going drain all the fuel into an underground tank and you have to pay to pump it out again. Unbelievable.
 
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They did consider doing that, but then they determined that it would be too hard to pass credit cards and cash back and forth to the truck driver, and then back to you again. Good thought though!

Have you ever tried using water insted of gasoline to fuel your car?
 
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It's part of their union contract, they never do a job without the help of an aide.

For the next Halloween dress-up day at work, do you think it would be OK if I go as the invisible woman?

Oh yes, have someone punch you in and out-they'll never know.

Do you think you would still have a job come November?
 
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