Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[loved33]

because secretly we do want to slip, so bored and tired of trudging responsably in our shoes with treads and grips, we come home and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! slip..and its a releif, time to be as free as a slipper!!!!

why do we put fingers in fingerless gloves?

 

[Daughter of His]

^^^lol


Silly, we just painted our fingernails, you knew that!

Why do we straighten curly hair and curl straight hair?

 

[Wormie]

Cos it ALWAYS looks better that way...? Meh. Perversity.

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?!

 

[Daughter of His]

Humanitarians eat...eat a lot of cumin, must have been a typo.

When jeans were invented, why blue??

 

[SparkyMaddie]

jeans were made blue because a girl named bluejean invented 'em.

why do roaches run so fast???

 

[1Sam24:12]

because they know we are gonna squash 'em!


Why do guys check themselves out at the gym? (so unattractive)

 

[Daughter of His]

ROTFLMBO

Guys check themselves out at the gym because they just can't resist flexing their muscles and admiring their muscles.

So why do we call a big purple vegetable an egg plant????

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Because they ran out of names to choose from!

Why do cats think they are kings?

 

[Wormie]

3000 years ago in Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.


Why is a pineapple called such; it is not related to a pine or an apple!?

 

[lucypevensie]

Many centuries ago it was originally called a pie napple, and it gradually morphed into pineapple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

 

[Wormie]

SquareBob SpongePants! Wait... that just one of our politicians wearing a special environmentally-friendly nappy.

If a red house is made of redwood, and a white house is made of white wood, and a black house is made of black wood, why isn't a greenhouse made of green wood?

 

[1Sam24:12]

Because the sun can't shine through...


How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Would a wood chuck have to chuck wood if the wood chuck wouldn't have wood to chuck?


That's both my answer AND my next question!

 

[Prewrathrapturist]

Is the reason an atheist can't find God the same reason a thief can't find a Policeman?

 

[lucypevensie]

That makes perfect sense to me.

Why do policemen wear those funny hats?

 

[keb2005]

because they like to be funny

why is wood brown

 

[lucypevensie]

It can be other colors if you paint it.

How does that lead paint taste?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Iht tahstes kyndah shtiky.

Why hasn't ET called yet?

 

[keb2005]

His phone won't work

Why am I tall

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Maybe you shouldn't check your hair in the funhouse mirrors...

Why do we let pieces of paper cut us and get away with it?