So the construction workers could do two things at once, work on the road and bounce off the side walk to clean a 111 floor buildings windows.
Why do ducks waddle to and fro?
Why do ducks waddle to and fro?
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maybe because you listen to it at two am
How do we know to stop at a red light?
How do we know to stop at a red light?
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Well if you watch one long enough without stopping you will see why. 
Why do glasses cost us money whensome of us need them to see to drive?
Why do glasses cost us money whensome of us need them to see to drive?
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becuz uhmmm optometrists need to pay off their college loans!
why do NFL refs wear black and white?
why do NFL refs wear black and white?
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ROFL to above answer!!
Well, as I see it the butter toast tied to the cat's back is like an insurance plan. Should the cat "forget" to land on it's feet the buttered toast will allow him to slide to a stop so he won't get hurt.
Why do cats hate water?
Well, as I see it the butter toast tied to the cat's back is like an insurance plan. Should the cat "forget" to land on it's feet the buttered toast will allow him to slide to a stop so he won't get hurt.
Why do cats hate water?
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Have you ever been thinking when you were in front of a mirror?You should know this IF you've ever been thinking while you were in front of a mirror.How come I don't know the answer either?
How do worms defend themselves?
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They live in holes...
If you are going the speed of sound and you turn on your radio, can you hear it???
yes!
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If you are going the speed of sound and you turn on your radio, can you hear it??? yes!
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Because finger's work as a group!
Why do old people's homes all smell alike ? I say this lovingly of course!
Why do old people's homes all smell alike ? I say this lovingly of course!
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They do?! I had no idea they even had noses! 
And another thing - where is the ham on my hamburger?!!
I had no idea they even had noses! And another thing - where is the ham on my hamburger?!!
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[notasillyanswer] cos love is blind but the men who love aren't?
Why do singers sing, but fingers don't fing?
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They do?!
And another thing - where is the ham on my hamburger?!!
I think the pig ate it before it became the cow
:oWhen cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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However HE wanted to.
Why do we call house shoes "slippers" when that is what we don't want to do?
Why do we call house shoes "slippers" when that is what we don't want to do?
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