Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[Shalico2007]

Have you ever tried uphill skiing?

Doesn't everybody do it as part of an everyday routine?

Has anybody ever heard of anyone who could type 5 million words a minute?

 

[lucypevensie]

The way some people hammer away - clickety! clickety! tap! tap! tap! bang! bang! bang! - I think there are some who are at least trying.

why do some people feel the need to pop and snap their gum as though everyone around them enjoys that hideous noise?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Sounds *smack* like someone *pop* has issues*snap* with their *bop* coworkers...

How did Timon know the bug tasted like chicken? Do meerkats eat chicken??

 

[lucypevensie]

If prairie chickens are true chickens, then yes, I suppose he would know what chicken tastes like - provided he'd tried it before.

If everything supposedly tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

 

[WannaWitness]

How did Timon know the bug tasted like chicken? Do meerkats eat chicken??

I don't know, but I eat chicken!

For lucy: Pizza!

And speaking of pizza: if someone got the idea to invent liver pizza with Limburger cheese instead of mozzarella, do you think it would sell?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

As gross as that is, someone somewhere would buy it. Probably at a frat house somewhere.

Why aren't hamburgers ever made from ham?

 

[keb2005]

cuz thats logical

what's the square root of a hamburger?

 

[lucypevensie]

The ketchup!

How can anyone eat a hamburger without ketchup?

 

[keb2005]

those are the people allergic to tomatoes

why am i so crazy?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

You're so crazy that you're not!

Was what I just said super crazy??

 

[keb2005]

no

how can you say im not crazy?!?!?!?!?!

 

[lucypevensie]

Give me 5 good reasons and I'll tell you.

Can you count to 5?

 

[drstevej]

I II III IV V

Can you

???
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[sbbqb7n16]

Only if it comes with the 5 mini-monsters!

YouTube - 70s *Count Chocula* Cereal Commercial


What were people thinking in the 70's???

 

[lucypevensie]

They were thinking about how lovely orange and brown and gold were as a decorating color scheme.

What tasteless individual decided that avocado green would be a lovely color for kitchen appliances?

 

[Shalico2007]

What tasteless individual decided that avocado green would be a lovely color for kitchen appliances?

That's a hard one.

Wouldn't be a warm and invigorating experience to gold mine in a volcano?

 

[WannaWitness]

I wouldn't recommend trying it.

Has anyone lost their marbles yet?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Wait, we were supposed to get marbles??? No one told me that...

What if your head really was full of marbles?

 

[keb2005]

then we would have to tape our mouth, ears and nose shut

what kind of tape should we use?

 

[lucypevensie]

Duct tape is always very useful, and it comes in fashion colors now!

What color of duct tape would match the outfit you're wearing right now?