Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[drstevej]

Because invisible ink is for secret documents.

Why do most people sleep at night?

 

[lucypevensie]

Because night time is when people get tired.

why do you suppose we get tired at night?

 

[drstevej]

We failed in our duty to sleep during the day?

Is it possible to have a daymare?

 

[lucypevensie]

That makes perfect sense to me.

Why are bad dreams always connected with female horses - mares?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Because they are the animals that pull the bad dream chariot into your room at night.

Is the tooth fairy a secret supplier to denture manufacturers?

 

[keb2005]

i dont know

Can anyone tell me a silly question to post?

 

[lucypevensie]

Someone can. Who that someone is is a mystery to me.

Mesotheleoma?

 

[keb2005]

Umm...yes

Does anyone know what she just asked?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Something about if she so was the "leoma." Whatever a leoma is.

Is that like a knock off version of the Dalai Lama?

 

[lucypevensie]

No. Leoma is a good friend of mine, but I don't even personally know the Dalai lama.

Is the Dalai Lama a real Llama?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

If you want it to be.

Of these three smilies, which one will get tired first?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

The yellow one.

If water is blue, why are clouds white?

 

[Shalico2007]

If water is blue, why are clouds white?

Because they're so soft and cushiony that they remind me of pillows.



Why is syrup used to put on pancakes?

 

[lucypevensie]

It makes them look more appetizing.

Who first decided to try a pat of butter on a pancake?

 

[brinny]

i bet'cha someone dropped it on there

is there anything that Martha Stewart does NOT know?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

Insider trading is illegal

Would Bernie Madoff make a good interior decorator?

 

[lucypevensie]

Not as good as Barney Frank!

What's the temperature prediction for my city one year from now?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

99 degrees............... unless it's colder or warmer than that.

What time does an airplane leave an airport?

 

[lucypevensie]

Ten to. Ten to your own business, that is!

Why, oh, why...are they predicting snow tomorrow?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

The ski resorts are paying off the media to spread their propaganda!

Have you ever tried uphill skiing?