Bet me.I'm His ambassador:And I have it in Writing that "God did it" --- so geology can take a hike.
That´s the problem... you don´t have that "in writing".
We were talking about the Flood, catastrophism, uniformitarianism and gradualism.
Now the question that both systems deal with is "How did this thing that we see here get to be that way?"
Gradualism proposes that this happens by slow, constant processes.
Catastrophism proposes that this happens my single huge upheavals.
Now there might be an "eclectic combination" of both - you should like that, best of both worlds and all that - that it can happen by BOTH.
BUT...! And this is an important "BUT", both of these systems agree that the processes involved are observable and repeatable.
So when creationists invoke "The Flood" to explain current geology, they can either agree that it was indeed "The Flood" - that is, water covering the earth, moving, settling, retreating - that caused geological features... or they can invoke God himself, making supernatural adjustments.
The problem with the "either" point: "The Flood" does NOT explain current geological features. You accept that yourself, with your constant statement of "There is no evidence for the Flood".
So it is impossible to use "The Flood" as a 'catastrophic' event to explain anything, because there is nothing by that you can make an explanation.
And because you deny that there is evidence for creation as well, this falls into the same category.
Explanations need to be testable, else they are useless.