Answering Machine Messages

[Awake]

"Hi, you've reached the number you dialed. Leave a message and I will call you back."

"Hello, we were all too busy arguing over who was going to get the phone to actually answer it. Leave a message and someone will call you back later."

"Hi, we are all tied up at the moment. When they finally untie us we will call you back."

"Hi, you are talking to a machine. It's likely better this way, since the machine has a better memory and pays attention better than I. Anyway, leave a message and I will call you back."

 

[msp]

lol!!!

 

[Glorianna]

Thanks for sharing Awake. Those are funny.

 

[caitlincares]

"Hi. I am not home and the cat refuses to answer the phone. So please leave a message. Thanks"

 

[Glorianna]

Oh, that's a good one for me! Everyone knows that I love my cat.

 

[monkeystink]

nice

 

[Glorianna]

 

[The_Evelyonian]

i'll probably use one of those in the near future.

 

[Glorianna]

Oh yeah, I'm wanting to change my answering machine to one of those! Mine is so boring!

 

[caitlincares]

I left the factory's man voice on mine since I am single.

My ex-boss use to laugh everytime he called it and got the factory voice.
I did not understand why that was so funny.
Especially after the first time.

 

[Glorianna]

I am so confused... factory man? Who is he and what was he saying?

 

[caitlincares]

I am so confused... factory man? Who is he and what was he saying?

It is the message that comes pre-recorded on the answering machine.
It is a man's voice and it comes from the factory like that.

 

[Glorianna]

Oh weird. What was he saying?

 

[caitlincares]

Oh weird. What was he saying?

I do not remember exactly...just a real basic message like...
"We are not here - leave a message at the tone".

 

[Glorianna]

Gotcha.

 

[Ps28:7]

yeah those are kinda boring, but the lady voice on mine says stuff like that and if you would like to leave a message press one or hold on, if you would like to send a numeric page please press five, i want to say what she says in a very monotone voice and the people who leave a meassage will hear it twice and never call back again....total world domination is what i'm going after next

 

[Glorianna]

Hehehe, excellent!

/me laughs evilly

 

[flywithchrist06]

You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.



Sorry we’re not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you'll be heard.


(Gameshow-announcer voice Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you'd like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the beep, and we'll try to reach you when you're not around. And thanks once again for playing Phone Tag!

 

[Glorianna]

Aww, those are some really awesome ideas!

 

[stickyduck]

HOWS THIS...


"DROP THE NUT !! Oh um.. Sorry I can get to the phone right now becasue the squirals are attacking the hou.....STOP IT THATS A NEW TABLE!!! *beep*

this is a real one from my friend Lindsey...

Praise God for every breath you take, he made you thats the least you can do.. Now leave me a message so I can call you later.. OR else i wouldnt of gave you my number, BYE!