Answer the Question with a Question (6)

[Chesterton]

Could I possibly be more ecstatic?

 

[lucypevensie]

Do you have any reusable grocery bags?

 

[Chesterton]

Technically, isn't any bag reusable?

 

[lucypevensie]

What about the ones where the corner of a frozen pizza box poked through the plastic?

 

[Chesterton]

Should I have said any undamaged bag, but shouldn't that have gone without saying since damaged things are usually unusable by definition?

 

[Philip_B]

Did you mean like doggo doo bags?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why not use a pooper scooper instead?

 

[Chesterton]

Maybe he's a Luddite and that technology is just too advanced?

 

[Philip_B]

Are you suggesting the automated drone pooper scooper, that flies around the park swooping and scooping where miscreant owners are neglectful of their responsibilities?

 

[Chesterton]

Can I get one of those on Amazon?

 

[lucypevensie]

What can’t you get on Amazon?

 

[Chesterton]

Can you buy Amazons on Amazon, you know, the ancient women warriors?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why would you want one of those?

 

[Chesterton]

Wouldn't they come in handy if I ever need to defend my tribe and also need to have hot chicks to look at?

 

[Philip_B]

Why don't you go to KFC if you want hot chicks?

 

[lucypevensie]

Don’t you find KFC kind of greasy?

 

[Philip_B]

Why do they call it KFC?

 

[lucypevensie]

Only kids get fat on kfc?

 

[Chesterton]

Did you know KFC is a great way to end a hunger strike?

 

[lucypevensie]

Isn’t any food a good way to end a hunger strike?