Answer the Question with a Question (6)

[Philip_B]

Is science itself a tree of knowledge?

 

[Chesterton]

Wouldn't everyone rather have a tree of peaches?

 

[lucypevensie]

Hey, how did you know I bought peaches the other day?

 

[RileyG]

Didn't I see you at Walmart buying them?

 

[lucypevensie]

Are you sure that was me?

 

[Philip_B]

Do they need an allibi?

 

[Chesterton]

Are we going to accuse Lucy of a crime?

 

[lucypevensie]

Now what did I supposedly do?

 

[RileyG]

Why do you even need to ask?

 

[Philip_B]

Why would you ask if you did not know the answer?

 

[lucypevensie]

Don’t we ask questions in order to gain answers?

 

[Chesterton]

Have you ever seen that British comedy TV show Prime Minister's Questions, where politicians are allowed to just insult each other as long as the insult is in the form of a question?

 

[Uriah S]

Is that the one where the main character is a mop-headed clown puppet?

 

[Philip_B]

Are you confusing British Comedy with British Reality?

 

[lucypevensie]

Do you know whether you should laugh or cry?

 

[Uriah S]

Do I have to choose one, laugh or cry?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why would anyone choose crying over laughing?

 

[Chesterton]

Maybe because they're at a funeral?

 

[Uriah S]

Who died?

 

[lucypevensie]

Don’t people die every day?