lol !!! i would suggest that you get a cd of a radio story, or a book, not a singer--since evidently are not really interested in music ... maybe.. if wrong, let me know and i will apologize profusely.
since you seem to like science fiction, i would recommend the "group" in the firefly series, and you could listen to it like it reads from a book...
now, i would have recommended robert jordan, but he drags on and on about descriptions of lands and clothing, for books at a time...
but tad williams is really good.. the sword series is great!