A deacon is alarmed when he hears that a lion has escaped from the city zoo. He calls home to warn his wife then thinks maybe he should tell the pastor of the situation as well. He's proceeding to the church office, when through the open door he can see that lion, right there in the pastor's study, staring directly at the pastor.
Deacon goes ghost-white-pale in the face and stammers to the secretary, "Shouldn't we do something?"
Secretary shrugs. "If that lion doesn't know better than to bother the Reverend when he's writing a sermon, I can't do anything about it."
The good news is that the lion is getting out of the hospital the day after tomorrow...
Deacon goes ghost-white-pale in the face and stammers to the secretary, "Shouldn't we do something?"
Secretary shrugs. "If that lion doesn't know better than to bother the Reverend when he's writing a sermon, I can't do anything about it."
The good news is that the lion is getting out of the hospital the day after tomorrow...
