An Evolutionist walks into a Christian bar

[Gottservant]

An Evolutionist walks into a Christian bar...

"What'll it be?" says the Christian bartender.

"The same as everyone else in this bar gets!"

 

[solid_core]

I dont get it.

 

[Gottservant]

I'm just saying "Evolutionists are presumptive, not imaginative".

 

[klutedavid]

I dont get it.

Might be a line missing.

 

[klutedavid]

An Evolutionist walks into a Christian bar...

"What'll it be?" says the Christian bartender.

"The same as everyone else in this bar gets!"

That was far to subtle.

 

[solid_core]

I'm just saying "Evolutionists are presumptive, not imaginative".

Well, imagination is not a very scientific tool.

 

[Jacob Black]

Would be more funny if the bartender had let him wait 1 billion years before he could even order, and more than 3 billion years before he actually got his drink.

 

[Gottservant]

Would be more funny if the bartender had let him wait 1 billion years before he could even order, and more than 3 billion years before he actually got his drink.

You really got me laughing with that!

 

[klutedavid]

Well, imagination is not a very scientific tool.

Here are three to make up for that stupid joke.

2. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

3. Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have mass.

4. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck

 

[solid_core]

Here are three to make up for that stupid joke.

2. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

3. Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have mass.

4. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck

I do not know what to say.

Probably "its cute".

 

[Radagast]

Would be more funny if the bartender had let him wait 1 billion years before he could even order, and more than 3 billion years before he actually got his drink.

Exactly.

Or if the man had ordered whiskey and been given beer ("it will evolve into whiskey if you wait long enough").

Or if the man couldn't pay ("the money is in my other genes.")

Many jokes are possible, some funnier than others. But there has to be a punchline.

 

[Strathos]

Exactly.

Or if the man had ordered whiskey and been given beer ("it will evolve into whiskey if you wait long enough").

Or if the man couldn't pay ("the money is in my other genes.")

Many jokes are possible, some funnier than others. But there has to be a punchline.

Anti-humor - Wikipedia

 

[Radagast]

Anti-humor - Wikipedia

If that was intended, I've seen it done better.

 

[eleos1954]

An Evolutionist walks into a Christian bar...

"What'll it be?" says the Christian bartender.

"The same as everyone else in this bar gets!"

What was the humor you saw in this?

 

[Thera]

What was the humor you saw in this?

Clearly, the evolutionist in this story (like evolutionists in all stories) was just in the bar to cause trouble. He would have known Christians don't drink. But despite knowing this, he still went into the bar to make out that he believed Christians drink, thinking it would upset them.

Similar to how evolutionists come to our schools to cause trouble and try to teach evolutionism (their religion). They know that Christians aren't going to buy it. It's just fairy tales for grown-ups. But evolutionists don't care. They come to our schools anyway, and waste our time with their proselytising for their evil religion, just to make us angry. And then when we finally try to debate them to show just how wrong they are, they run away, and their excuse is they don't want to dignify our beliefs by engaging in a debate.

Evolutionists are really just glorified trolls with the same Darwinian cover-story.