Okay, since we're at the farm...
A lawyer, a rabbi and a Hari Krishna were all traveling down a remote country road. Their car broke down late in the day and they walked to the nearest farm, a few miles away. By the time they got there it was getting dark and they asked the farmer if they could spend the night and get their car fixed in the morning. The farmer said, "It's alright with me, but there's only room for two in the house, one of you will have to sleep in the barn." The Hari Krishna volunteered and went to the barn. A few minutes later there was a knock at the door, the Hari Krishna stood there and said, "There is a cow in the barn and that is sacred to me. I simply cannot sleep in the barn." The rabbi then went to sleep in the barn, but a few minutes later there was another knock on the door. It was the rabbi, "There is a pig in the barn, I will not sleep there!" Finally, the lawyer, now all fed up said, "Oh alright, I'll sleep in the barn if it will keep you two quiet! I need to get some rest!" A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig, they said "Hey we won't sleep with a lawyer in the barn!"
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