Amusing Quotes

[kittysbecute]

Post a quote that amuses you.

 

[MotherFirefly]

~ life is a conundrum of esoterica ~

 

[kittysbecute]

“Don’t let them see you’re afraid.” -Mirrormask

 

[Abraxos]

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -Thomas Dewar

 

[Jonaitis]

"Don't weep for me, for I go to where music is born." - J.S. Bach to his wife on his deathbed.

 

[Jonaitis]

"No one else holds or has held the place in the heart of the world which Jesus holds. Other gods have been as devoutly worshipped; no other man has been so devoutly loved." ~ John Knox

 

[Jonaitis]

I read the thread wrong, you want quotes that are amusing. I posted some that weren't! My bad!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Sif]

From John Wick (2014)
Viggo Tarasov: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: Yes, sir, I did.
Viggo Tarasov: And may I ask why?
Aurelio: Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, sir, and uh… killed his dog.
[beat]
Viggo Tarasov: Oh.

 

[Rigatoni]

"Let's not make jokes about spaghetti, that stuff is what dreams are made of. "

Something I said yesterday on Skype, haha.

 

[BelieverHiltonHead50]

Did you ever feel the world was a black tuxedo and you were a brown pair of shoes?

 

[.Mikha'el.]

The late Yogi Berra, when asked why he no longer ate at his favourite restaurant, said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

 

[Sif]

"I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind." Timon of Athens by Shakespeare

 

[linux.poet]

"I'm happy to be back at work. I hate holidays." - Pervis Kotcher, The Dark Hills Divide by Patrick Carmen