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Adam & Eve

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God: Adam, I am going to give you a helper. She will be beautiful, funny and smart. She will love football and cater to your every whim. In short, she will be perfect.

Adam: Well, how much is that going to cost me?

God: An arm and a leg.

Adam: What'll you give me for a rib?

And now you know the rest of the story...