Adam, eve, and who?

[kuntrygurl_26]

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.... When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

 

[TrustNo1]

haha

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

lol thats not bad.

 

[MissBlondie]

That was very funny! heehee

 

[Pure Paradox]

I like that one!

 

[Miss Mayberry]

LOL

 

[Sun_flwer]

 

[Ps28:7]

that's cute

 

[Kakadu]

hmm only woman have posted in this joke...i wonder...
but now me posting has gone and changed all that....

 

[Mr Tom]

yes, that was quite good ones, I know others but they are all too long to write down lol

 

[2+2=5]

 

[JaredMackall]

That was great! I gotta go tell my friends tomorrow.

 

[bgoddenia]

 

[Bladecarver]

Man, that's just wrong. LOL

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

i think its cute!! hehe

 

[Tini]

She shoots - she scores - LOL

 

[ChinGGyDTP]

I don't really get the adam and eve one but ya know I don't really get anything!
he he he! Well I don't really know any christian jokes! But if you keep sendin them then I surely will know some!

 

[ChinGGyDTP]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights w/numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."

 

[Dummy Commando]

I like it

 

[Aimee03]

lol