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Aaaah randomness... (2)
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And let's not forget the swing outside the building scene. Hahaaaa!!! 
Big Bad Johnny Goes to Town
The horses were standing tall and strong waiting for their owner to release them out into the pasture for feeding time and leisure. One horse in particular had other thoughts however. Big bad Johnny decided to take off for town as he made a run for it after his release from the barn. Down the road he went at full gallop, heading straight for town. The owner let him go because he knew Johnny would be back when daylight turned to dusk. You see, Johnny did not like being outside after dark. He liked the well lit barn where he slept every night. True to his nature, Johnny came back home well before the daylight was gone. Into the barn he went just as soon as the doors were opened. Apparently Johnny decided that home in the barn was a much better place to be.
All is well that ends well.
The End.
The horses were standing tall and strong waiting for their owner to release them out into the pasture for feeding time and leisure. One horse in particular had other thoughts however. Big bad Johnny decided to take off for town as he made a run for it after his release from the barn. Down the road he went at full gallop, heading straight for town. The owner let him go because he knew Johnny would be back when daylight turned to dusk. You see, Johnny did not like being outside after dark. He liked the well lit barn where he slept every night. True to his nature, Johnny came back home well before the daylight was gone. Into the barn he went just as soon as the doors were opened. Apparently Johnny decided that home in the barn was a much better place to be.
All is well that ends well.
The End.
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"Tell me again
how lucky I am
to work here...
I keep forgetting"
how lucky I am
to work here...
I keep forgetting"
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I'm sorry, I can't click like for this post. It's just too ssscccarrry!
My husband actually nearly died from a spider bite: brown recluse. The hospital told him that if he'd waited 24 more hours to come in, it would have been too late.
So, [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] roaches might be more gross, spiders are definitely scarier!
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