A Quick Study Of "Evolution"

[Brimshack]

Who'd have thought this thread would degenerate into a series of circular arguments? Let's see if I have the basic idea right here, um…

I see a world that glorifies the great disco-dancing Rat-God who resides in the vibrations of Techno-music. It's as plane as day; all of creation speaks to the existence of the Rat-God, whose name is Dudowgweilo.

How am I doing?

 

[Warrior FC]

Rather poorly my friend....

 

[Brimshack]

Gee, I fail to see how my own argument differs from yours. Does not the very sunset speak to the glories of Dudowgweilo? I think it should be obvious, but then again it is useless to speak wisdom to one who is not presently filled with the spirit of the Rat-God. Until you accept Dudowgweilo into your heart, you just won't see the truth of the matter.

 

[Warrior FC]

Now you speak truth!....But replace "Dudowgweilo" with "Yeshua" or "Jesus"!

 

[Brimshack]

Ah, but those are the wrong Gods. The glories of this earth testify only to the magnificnence that is Dudowgweilo.

 

[juiblex]

Now you speak truth!....But replace "Dudowgweilo" with "Yeshua" or "Jesus"!

*sigh*

why is it i get the impression you arent quite catching on to Brimshacks point?

 

[blader]

One part is certainly correct: "A Quick Study of "Evolution""

Next time, try to be not so quick.

 

[wildernesse]

Wow! Have we started talking about Ruffles again? Ruffles, the creator of everything that exists, including this "God" idea. Everything points to Ruffles! When I look around everything points to Ruffles!

Please explain why you should believe that you are right and I am not.

--tibac

 

[Chuck_Darwin]

Actually the heresy in here is austounding. Every one knows that it is Gouda who is in Heaven(somewhere in Wisconson) and he sent his only son Cheezus as a sacrafice for our sins.

 

[Doubting Thomas]

It's time for a burnin'! All of you Rat-god genuflectin', Ruffles-worshipin', Gouda-lovin' heretics will bow and tremble before the majesty of the Invisible Pink Unicorn and her marvelous horn o' plenty. <runs off to get pitchfork and kerosene>

No one expects the IPU inquisition!

 

[wildernesse]

Ruffles is not amused at those who would raise its creation to a status as high as itself. Or is it? The funny thing about Ruffles is that it can be anything it wants to be--and all things are evidence of it because it created everything!

--tibac

 

[Orihalcon]

Originally posted by Warrior FC
Now you speak truth!....But replace "Dudowgweilo" with "Yeshua" or "Jesus"!

oh be quiet.&nbsp; you know nothing of the ways of gnomes.&nbsp; stop putting words in people's mouths.&nbsp; the gnomes know all- some allow worship through statues placed on front lawns as a mark of their glory!&nbsp; your false god shall bow down to the grand purple elephant Antuic of the gnomish creation.

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by Brimshack
Rat-God, whose name is Dudowgweilo.

How am I doing?

Not to good, the rat god has fallen into quite a bit of disrespect ever since the black plague. If you want to get a lot of followers I could suggest the gods: Nike, Hilarities or perhaps Aphrodite. If none of these are to your liking, then just do a study on Greek Mythology and you will find something you may like. If you do not like going through dusty old books, then you can get&nbsp;a copy of: "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus". This is the most recent attempt to bring Greek Mythology alive today.

 

[JohnR7]

Originally posted by Orihalcon
oh be quiet.&nbsp; you know nothing

Where have I heard this before? Oh I remember I saw it in your last post. Actually now that I think about it, this is what you say in all your posts.&nbsp;&nbsp;

 

[Orihalcon]

Originally posted by JohnR7
Where have I heard this before? Oh I remember I saw it in your last post. Actually now that I think about it, this is what you say in all your posts.&nbsp;&nbsp;

hm... yeah, probably because you're quoting from my last post.&nbsp; my not-very-high opinion of you just plummeted extremely far down due to your inability to identify humour or quote in context,&nbsp;and generalization of all my posts from a small percentage of my actual number of posts.

 

[lithium.]

lol