A Pondering of the Peculiar (3)

[GenemZ]

It's none of my business if you're homosexual. I don't judge. But why would you think everyone is homosexual?

Why should I think you could judge me? Do you hold the keys to the Lake of Fire? He will judge.

I hope you have your writers there with you when you stand in front of Him. Maybe, you can make him laugh and he will forgive you? He was always a sucker for a cornered person trying to talk his way out of what he had gotten himself into.

 

[bhsmte]

Why should I think you could judge me? Do you hold the keys to the Lake of Fire? He will judge.

I hope you have your writers there with you when you stand in front of Him. Maybe, you can make him laugh and he will forgive you? He was always a sucker for a cornered person trying to talk his way out of what he had gotten himself into.

Are you saying God can be fooled by a fast talker?

 

[GenemZ]

Which God do we trust?

Is your mirror giving you a double image?

 

[GenemZ]

Are you saying God can be fooled by a fast talker?

Why not? You think so.

 

[bhsmte]

Is your mirror giving you a double image?

I'll check.

 

[bhsmte]

I'll check.

Nope, my mirror is operating properly.

 

[Davian]

Why should I think you could judge me? Do you hold the keys to the Lake of Fire? He will judge.

I hope you have your writers there with you when you stand in front of Him. Maybe, you can make him laugh and he will forgive you? He was always a sucker for a cornered person trying to talk his way out of what he had gotten himself into.

As seen on a few religious blogs:

"If I am wrong, and there is a Judeo/Christian God, the day of my death will truly be judgement day. I do hereby affirm that I will give him a fair chance to account for his deeds before I pass judgement upon him."

 

[HitchSlap]

Why should I think you could judge me? Do you hold the keys to the Lake of Fire? He will judge.

I hope you have your writers there with you when you stand in front of Him. Maybe, you can make him laugh and he will forgive you? He was always a sucker for a cornered person trying to talk his way out of what he had gotten himself into.

He who?

 

[AV1611VET]

"In God we Trust" on our coins makes us as much Christians as our species name being Homo sapiens makes us atheists.

Then don't give me that GOTT MIT UNS stuff and expect me to believe it.

And yes, Paul warns that calling oneself "wise" can (and does) lead to atheism.

Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

 

[GenemZ]

Nope, my mirror is operating properly.

Are you still confusing yourself with that poster on the wall behind you? The one of yourself? Look again and only at the one in front. The one without the airbrushing.

 

[AV1611VET]

Which God do we trust?

Gott

 

[GenemZ]

"If I am wrong, and there is a Judeo/Christian God, the day of my death will truly be judgement day. I do hereby affirm that I will give him a fair chance to account for his deeds before I pass judgement upon him."

You would never give God a fair chance. You see too much of what you hate about yourself in him.

 

[GenemZ]

He who?

No! The Lake of Fire! The fire they used was only stage props!

 

[bhsmte]

Are you still confusing yourself with that poster on the wall behind you? The one of yourself? Look again and only at the one in front. The one without the airbrushing.

Poster, what poster?

Are you making assumptions again?

 

[Davian]

You would never give God a fair chance.

I am not playing fair? How so? Have I raised the bar too high for him?

Shall I lower the bar to make it easier for Him to jump over? How low does it need to go?

How do you lower the bar enough for gods to get over but still keep out all the make-believe stuff?

You see too much of what you hate about yourself in him.

Tell me, what do I hate about myself, o wise one?

 

[BrotherRickG]

Funny bantering...lol. The creation of all is young of course. Anyone who disagrees, disagrees with God. What I find so amusing is how many "smart people" have bought into the evolution theory.

 

[HitchSlap]

Funny bantering...lol. The creation of all is young of course. Anyone who disagrees, disagrees with God. What I find so amusing is how many "smart people" have bought into the evolution theory.

Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

 

[HitchSlap]

No! The Lake of Fire! The fire they used was only stage props!

I fell into a burning ring of fire. I fell down, down, down, and the flames went higher.

 

[Davian]

Funny bantering...lol. The creation of all is young of course. Anyone who disagrees, disagrees with God. What I find so amusing is how many "smart people" have bought into the evolution theory.

And gravitational theory. Atomic theory. Germ theory. Semiconductor theory.

Computers don't actually work. It is a conspiracy maintained by scientists to maintain their funding for doing other work.

You must be very wise to be able to see that.

 

[bhsmte]

Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

The dude!!!