A Joke!

[Tangnefedd]

My own version of an old joke!

St Peter was showing a bunch of newbies around Heaven's facilities. They passed the wine tasters appreciatively sipping that year's vintage of Chateau Heaven, a crowd of excited people were busy placing their bets around the gaming tables, an Archangel in charge of the roulette wheel. The homosexual newbies were introduced to the Gay bar, which delighted them, and so on. Eventually they came to an impenetrable wall, with a tiny spy hole through which people were encouraged to peep. There were folk sitting on fluffy white clouds, strumming harps and singing praises. When questioned as to whom they might be, St Peter smiled and said that they were the fundies who didn't think there was anyone in heaven but them, and it wasn't kind to disillusion them.

 

[Rochir]

Heard that one before, instead of fundies there were catholics in that version of the joke But you can take any kind of denomination I think!

 

[Abbadon]

Heard that one before, instead of fundies there were catholics in that version of the joke But you can take any kind of denomination I think!

I heard Baptists, but then, I live in a predominately Baptist area.

 

[TheListener]

I heard hari krishnas.

 

[Tangnefedd]

You can substitute anyone one you like for fundies, it just points up how silly it is for one group of people to think they have the monopoly on heaven.

 

[Talyn]

I love that joke. I told it to my brother once. I've never seen him laugh so much. It was kinda scary really.:o

 

[Tangnefedd]

Why was it scary?

 

[TheListener]

You can substitute anyone one you like for fundies, it just points up how silly it is for one group of people to think they have the monopoly on heaven.

Well you can't really blame those who read the Bible to voice what the Bible tells us can you?

 

[Abbadon]

Well you can't really blame those who read the Bible to voice what the Bible tells us can you?

No, there's a difference in fundamentalists and conservatives.

Conservatives think the Bible is the dictated word of God.

FunDies are complete *******s about it.

 

[Talyn]

Why was it scary?

He has this evil laugh. Although i'm sure he does it just to creep me out

 

[TScott]

Another joke!

A man is fishing in the ocean and his boat capsizes. As he tries to keep above the water, he prays for God to save him. Pretty soon a helicopter hovers over him and they lower a ladder. The man yells for them to go away because he is confident that God will save him. A rescuer even climbs down the ladder to help, but the man refuses. Soon the helicopter is low on fuel and must return to base.

The man drowns.

When he gets to heaven he is called in to God's office and he asks God, "didn't you hear my prayers? Why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "who do you think sent the helicopter?"

 

[Tangnefedd]

Another oldy, but goody!