A Fun Thread~ Ive Never..............

[KevinC1129]

I've never drank water like a dog.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

I've never jumped out of a plane.

 

[LaSorcia]

I've never hidden in the luggage compartment of a plane.

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never greased a chicken while wearing a tutu while dancing ballet while feeding a monkey while pouring milk.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

I've never flown on a unicorn

 

[KevinC1129]

I've never seen Bigfoot.

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never driven Bigfoot.

 

[Matthew-59]

I ain't ever mastered the art of wearing spandex shorts 'n socks.

 

[Matthew-59]

I ain't ever super-glued my butt to a chair.

 

[Neostarwcc]

I've never had a stroke.

 

[KevinC1129]

I've never had pneumonia

 

[MrNoodle]

I've still never won the lottery!

 

[sunshineforJesus]

I've never been a model.

 

[KevinC1129]

I've never played professional baseball.

 

[LaSorcia]

I've never met a Chinese acrobat in person.

 

[Neostarwcc]

I've never went out in public naked.

 

[MrNoodle]

I've never been happy today.

 

[Matthew-59]

I ain't ever been a control freak.

 

[Neostarwcc]

I've never been happy today.

I've never been happy yesterday.

 

[Goatee]

I've never kissed Kermit or Miss Piggy!