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tyberium

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At a Bible study the leader posed a question. What if you only had one month to live. What would you do? One member said, "I would preach to the masses." Another replied, "I would voulenteer at church." They finally came to a man who had been sitting very quietly. He looked up and said, "I would spend it with my mother-in-law." Puzzled the group asked him why. He replied, "So it would be the longest four weeks of my life."
 

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At a Bible study the leader posed a question. What if you only had one month to live. What would you do? One member said, "I would preach to the masses." Another replied, "I would voulenteer at church." They finally came to a man who had been sitting very quietly. He looked up and said, "I would spend it with my mother-in-law." Puzzled the group asked him why. He replied, "So it would be the longest four weeks of my life."
funny!!
 
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