They contradict each other many many times.
Right.
You don't consider 30 years enough time for mythology to creep in? Up until they were written down it was all word of mouth. We all know how well people keep their stories straight.
Not for that time period. It would have quickly been corrected. Plus, I believe in a Hebrewic primacy, which means that the 30 years you are stating would close in way sooner than that, since that is a Greek primacist argument.
Not at all. When you cannot keep the most simple things straight it brings the whole story into credibility.
Right.
The gospel.
Which speaks of a man being hung and not crucified.
Hung on the stake. You are applying Western Understanding to 1st century Jerusalem.
Who basically did nothing but repeat what christians told him.
Really?
Sweet, show me Jesus's signature.
2nd hand sources were taken more credible during the time period than 1st hand. Socrates is also a good example of this. We have more demonstration, also the evidence from the early church fathers. There is way more evidence for the existence of Yeshua than George Washington. Not to mention, like if Yeshua had signed something you would believe in him either way.
Thanks for showing your understanding of Ancient Near East culture.