10 THINGS I Look for in a MAN

[LexieU]

HE MUST:


1. Lack Bed Bugs in Clothing Articles (very important)

2. Have a Valid Photo ID (SIX FLAGS SEASON PASS not ACCEPTABLE)

3. Have a Genuine Love for Silk Worms

4. Enjoy Following Strangers for no Apparent Reason, but only before 9 PM.

5. Have Eyebrows

6. Be Allergic to Aluminum (I'm allergic, so I can't be too careful.)

7. Have an Indoor Outhouse

8. Want Imaginary Kids (At least 3 & 1/2)

9. Look Great in Magenta

10. Occasionally Enjoy Mooing


Speaking in several accents during an argument is a HUGE PLUS.

 

[MehGuy]

Trolly Mctroll? Is it you? Are you actually still alive? I thought I'd never see you again..

 

[LexieU]

Trolly Mctroll? Is it you? Are you actually still alive? I thought I'd never see you again..

Actually this is his third cousins husbands lawyers doctors grandma ...

but if you want I can tell him you said "Hi!"

 

[MehGuy]

Actually this is his third cousins husbands lawyers doctors grandma ...

but if you want I can tell him you said "Hi!"

Huh?

Probably a reaction you want.

 

[LexieU]

Actually I was looking for :

"Sure! And tell him he's invited to my 4th of July's!!!"

 

[darktipper]

We mus resist the urge to not feed it.........

 

[LexieU]

We mus resist the urge to not feed it.........

But I make such great 4th of July pork chops ...
such a waste of food ;(

 

[EyesOfKohl]

This isn't where I left my camel!

 

[mswift]

lol

 

[dayhiker]

such a nice list, but I fail as I'm not allergic to aluminum ...
keep the fun going!

 

[Inkachu]

It's Stinky McStinkypants!!!

 

[Tehchad]

must.... resist.... urge.... to take.... huge.... dump.... on .... thread..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



*FRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!*

 

[LexieU]

must.... resist.... urge.... to take.... huge.... dump.... on .... thread..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



*FRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!*

Poor thing ..... that's okay many of us are addicted to prune juice, it's nothing to be ashamed of ..
.. . but you should of used your indoor outhouse... cause this thread is all out of baby wipes ..