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  1. MikePTL

    Redneck Motel

    How do you know you ended up in a Redneck motel? If you call the front desk and tell them, "Hey, I got a leak in the sink." And they answer, "That's cool. Go ahead." :)
  2. MikePTL

    Dog Show Romance

    All the dogs in town anticipate the annual Beverly Hills Dog Show, but this year SHE is there: a poodle like no other poodle. How immaculately groomed, her tail high up in the air, the ears flapping as she navigates the lawn like she owns it. A gazelle of a dog! After the show the male dogs are...
  3. MikePTL

    Puerto Rican Street Gang

    A whole Puerto Rican street gang dies, and goes to Heaven. St. Peter is all freaked out, runs to God for advice. "Lord... I don't know what to say, there's a Puerto Rican street gang at the Pearly Gates. Should we let them in?" "Well, Peter, my dear servant... if they are there, there must be...
  4. MikePTL

    Dad, are you gonna buy me a car?

    Teenage son walks up to his dad, "Hey dad, I was thinking, you know, a lot of my friends, they got cars now. Are you gonna buy me a car?" Dad: "Well, if you better your grades, if you go to church every week, and if you cut your hair, I'll think about it." A few months later. "Hey dad. You...
  5. MikePTL

    Hey! What's up?

    Hey! I don't think I introduced myself yet. What's up? How are you doing? My name's Mike, and PTL is not Praise the Lord. It's Post Tenebras Lux. Out of Darkness, Light. A slogan from the Reformation. I'm an eccentric Floridian, like a lot of people down here are... but I'm not even from here...
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    Are there any Christians that don't believe in Creationism out there?

    Good afternoon sisters and brothers, gentlemen and gentler women (to borrow from Sparrow), I have a question, and before I waste all my time browsing for answers, I'll just put it in the room: Are there any Christians out there, other than those living in Europe, that do not believe in...
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