One Church that we go to has a bad gopher problem and they were talking about it one day.
My dad came home yesterday and he told us this joke, he said he just about fell out of his truck when he heard it!
How do Christians deal with gophers?
The Methodists just leave them alone.
The Pentecostals catch them and let them go in the wild.
Catholics baptize them and they only show up for Christmas and Easter!
(Sorry, I think that's how it goes.)
My dad came home yesterday and he told us this joke, he said he just about fell out of his truck when he heard it!
How do Christians deal with gophers?
The Methodists just leave them alone.
The Pentecostals catch them and let them go in the wild.
Catholics baptize them and they only show up for Christmas and Easter!
(Sorry, I think that's how it goes.)