The problem is that just like Last Thursdayism your rebuttal is self-defeating, because if everything could've been created 314,000 Thursdays ago, then it could just as easily have been created 100,000 Thursdays ago... or 3,635 Thursdays ago.
In that case, the genealogies in the Bible would be different, wouldn't they?
Which means that the whole Creationist argument becomes meaningless nonsense,
Or you're stuck on playing Simon, and not thinking this through.
... because it has no standard by which to determine the objective nature of any historical event.
Creationists look at the exact same thing as evolutionists look at.
If evolutionists can deem something "objective," then creationists can too.
It's the TIME FRAME that makes the difference.
An evolutionist sees a crater in Chicxulub and the next thing you know, it was reported as made by an asteroid six to nine miles wide that hit the earth 66 million years ago and so on and so forth ad nauseum.
You'd think they were there and saw it all themselves.
That, to me, is absolute junk science.
History becomes an illusion, and the bible becomes a fairy tale.
I'll agree with your history.
To a point.
I'll even agree that an asteroid hit the earth in the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico.
But I absolutely will not agree that it happened 66 million years ago.
That's what inevitably happens when you choose to believe in creationism.
You have no idea what I believe re creationism.
Not a clue.
You, Warden, Hans, Aron Ra, Glen Morton (who also accused me of Last Thursdayism), or any other evolutionist here.
That includes Thaumaturgy, and that guy here who helped build that LHC.
I think he posted under the name Cabal.
So I'm not really losing any sleep over what I'm being accused of choosing to believe.