Warning: this is a nonsense thread...i'll be counting, but inevitable nonsensicals will randomly ...

Found it! It's this one:

"And the hand of the LORD was on Elijah, and he gathered up his garment and ran before Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel." ~I Kings 18:46

Now the way the Bible teacher explained it, it was hilarious....Elijah, under the power given to Him by God, ran like the wind to Jezreel and it was quite a distance. He could'a won the Olympics

Apparently he out-ran the horses!!!!

hahaaaaaa

W2L said:

Thats pretty fast.

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Hahaaaaa yes it is...it shocked me, but it was also delightful that he did that

The Golden Rule.

To the wicked who are departing quite suddenly:

"The wicked flee when no one pursues." ~Pro 28:11