Will someone let me know when the War on Christmas starts this year.

TLK Valentine said:

I don't recall you calling out your fellow Conservatives for their war on Christmas, either

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I don't recall not calling out anyone on the War on Christmas.

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morningstar2651 said:

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Or not looking for.

If you call someone out, wouldn't that make it a Duel on Christmas rather than a War?

Joykins said:

If you call someone out, wouldn't that make it a Duel on Christmas rather than a War?

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I'm not sure. A fake duel would imply both sides were in on it.

AirPo said:

I'm not sure. A fake duel would imply both sides were in on it.

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and the goal--to churn out perpetual Outrage!-- has been accomplished.

Joykins said:

and the goal--to churn out perpetual Outrage!-- has been accomplished.

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As one side finds it delightfully humorous, I don't think perpetual outrage has been accomplished.

Enemy of Christmas caught!

Tennessee mayor arrested at city hall for stealing Toys for Tots’ Christmas money | The Raw Story

AirPo said:

As one side finds it delightfully humorous, I don't think perpetual outrage has been accomplished.

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It's perpetual, just not universal. Perpetual outrage on one hand, perpetual schadenfreude on the other.

JCSr said:

Enemy of Christmas caught!

Tennessee mayor arrested at city hall for stealing Toys for Tots’ Christmas money | The Raw Story

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This brave soldier must be celebrated. Perhaps a statue of him should be erected?

Not only is he on the front line of the war, but by stealing from a fund to be used for kids' presents, he is demonstrating key attributes that are essential in the FWOC; immorality, and being a killjoy misery.

The war rages on

We never stopped and our doomsday devices are working. Don't people know that global warming is very real and intentional. Once there is no snow at the north Pole then Santa is Dead and Christmas will soon follow.

keith99 said:

We never stopped and our doomsday devices are working. Don't people know that global warming is very real and intentional. Once there is no snow at the north Pole then Santa is Dead and Christmas will soon follow.

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Next thing you know snow will be banned at schools, city parks, national parks and government buildings since it will remind some atheist of Christmas and offend his insensibilities.

MachZer0 said:

Next thing you know snow will be banned at schools, city parks, national parks and government buildings since it will remind some atheist of Christmas and offend his insensibilities.

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If true, chances are because it offended the hate filled Ayn Rand antichrists.

JCSr said:

Enemy of Christmas caught!

Tennessee mayor arrested at city hall for stealing Toys for Tots’ Christmas money | The Raw Story

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A Republican! No doubt a disciple of Ayn Rand.

Now everybody knows who are the real enemies of Christmas!

Joykins said:

If you call someone out, wouldn't that make it a Duel on Christmas rather than a War?

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Only if Rand Paul got involved.

MachZer0 said:

Next thing you know snow will be banned at schools, city parks, national parks and government buildings since it will remind some atheist of Christmas and offend his insensibilities.

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What a great idea! There may be a place for you on the FWOCing board.

AirPo said:

What a great idea! There may be a place for you on the FWOCing board.

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I'll stick to pointing out the real War on Christmas. The fake stuff falls under the purview of my liberal friends

You forgot something at the end there.

MachZer0 said:

I'll stick to pointing out the real War on Christmas. The fake stuff falls under the purview of my liberal friends

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... and reality!

AirPo said:

And reality!

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Referring of course to the real War on Christmas.