I have a confession

JohnDB

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I am a blanket theif...
But I keep them on my wife's side of the bed. How this exactly works I ain't exactly sure...

Then there is the subject of dinner.
I need a calorie dense diet...she prefers much lighter fare...so she doesn't gain weight.

OK OK...so she had bought a motorcycle just before we met and married and learned how to ride it...but couldn't hold the bike up due to a knee issue....And I really really enjoy cruising and now she gets to ride in the back seat...I get to ride anytime I wish.

Isn't amazing what Love can accomplish!
 

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I guess buy two blankets (share one blanket for sex time and then split up into 2 blanket afterwards) and cook 2 different things for dinner, she may want a salad and you can have a salad and chicken. I would think this would be common sense.

I am a blanket theif...
But I keep them on my wife's side of the bed. How this exactly works I ain't exactly sure...

Then there is the subject of dinner.
I need a calorie dense diet...she prefers much lighter fare...so she doesn't gain weight.

OK OK...so she had bought a motorcycle just before we met and married and learned how to ride it...but couldn't hold the bike up due to a knee issue....And I really really enjoy cruising and now she gets to ride in the back seat...I get to ride anytime I wish.

Isn't amazing what Love can accomplish!
 
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HaHa--sounds like a Steven Wright routine.

"I have a map of the United States. Actual Size."

"I have an extensive collection of seashells that I keep scattered on beaches all over the world."

"Yesterday I......oh wait. That was 4 years ago."
 
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OK..it isn't very logical...but neither is love.

I have a normal, (whatever that is) happy, healthy marriage...no real big problems to vent about...(internet advice is always shakey at best)

I love my wife and she loves me...and it makes no sense at all.

And people wonder why I say God has a very twisted sense of humor....

They just haven't come to the Dork Side (BTW...we have cookies on our side)
 
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