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Recent content by Trailltrader

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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *yawn* Would anyone like something to drink and eat? (Snickering),,,,,, You have to use the bathroom sometime. And you have to sleep sometime. And then I'll be in my THRONE!
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    **Sneezes on everyone, and the chair** Now you all have my cold, and I'm the King!
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Sprays you both down with frozen water a la the ice bucket challenge then sits down* Wow, I got dinged for not having more than 100 characters- and here I thought Twitter was bad at 144!!
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    write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

    *Looks like he's going to pour some rum then decides to drink out of the flask instead*,,,,,world views, Ugh! Did I tell you I've spent over $15,000 to go to war against muslims here in the United States? The government is importing 300,000 Islamic fighters,,,,wonderful. Why would I tool up...
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Slips a $20 to keep the guards loyal to him* SAY WHAT? $50,,,,,,OK, fine,,,,*then presses the switch that puts a stun guns charge through the chair*
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Plays "Pop goes the weasel" while watching the goofs play "Musical Chairs" then sits in his real throne*,,,,,,you two either need a room or a hobby, not sure which,,,,
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    I was doing some research online,,,and I found your throne, Your Majesty Handmaid of Jesus! ^_^
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    write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

    And Yahweh, decided that everyone needed a laugh. So the poor blobfish was created- but Yahweh had mercy and grace on the fish for it allowed it to swim to great depths to live to avoid being seen until it died and floated to the surface- or caught with a submarine.
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    HA! I've spent more time warming this chair than you've sat down for breakfast!
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Holds up a mirror with his left hand, and shoots a taser over his left shoulder with his right hand* When I was a boy I was fair with doing trick shots with both rifle and pistol. But this way you just get to flop around on the ground going OUCH OUCH OUCH!! *Presses the button again* OUCH...
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Looks down over his bifocals*,,,You're lucky you're not chained up and bound much less be allowed to SIT IN MY PRESENSE!
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    Glad you two are fighting over the fake throne I had made up,,,,,,,and proceed's to sit in the REAL ONE!
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    *Watches the old Throne crumble* there's a reason why it was put out to pasture- it was falling apart. *Sits on the new throne, puts on a 5 point harness strap, then has the guards strap the legs in*
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    write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

    Have to read whats written in order to understand the context of the pictures, Goblin.
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    Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

    **Big sigh**,,,What am I going to DO with you two? You're both barely housebroken!