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*yawn* Would anyone like something to drink and eat? (Snickering),,,,,, You have to use the bathroom sometime. And you have to sleep sometime. And then I'll be in my THRONE!

**Sneezes on everyone, and the chair** Now you all have my cold, and I'm the King!

*Sprays you both down with frozen water a la the ice bucket challenge then sits down* Wow, I got dinged for not having more than 100 characters- and here I thought Twitter was bad at 144!!

*Looks like he's going to pour some rum then decides to drink out of the flask instead*,,,,,world views, Ugh! Did I tell you I've spent over $15,000 to go to war against muslims here in the United States? The government is importing 300,000 Islamic fighters,,,,wonderful. Why would I tool up...

*Slips a $20 to keep the guards loyal to him* SAY WHAT? $50,,,,,,OK, fine,,,,*then presses the switch that puts a stun guns charge through the chair*

*Plays "Pop goes the weasel" while watching the goofs play "Musical Chairs" then sits in his real throne*,,,,,,you two either need a room or a hobby, not sure which,,,,

I was doing some research online,,,and I found your throne, Your Majesty Handmaid of Jesus! ^_^

And Yahweh, decided that everyone needed a laugh. So the poor blobfish was created- but Yahweh had mercy and grace on the fish for it allowed it to swim to great depths to live to avoid being seen until it died and floated to the surface- or caught with a submarine.

HA! I've spent more time warming this chair than you've sat down for breakfast!

*Holds up a mirror with his left hand, and shoots a taser over his left shoulder with his right hand* When I was a boy I was fair with doing trick shots with both rifle and pistol. But this way you just get to flop around on the ground going OUCH OUCH OUCH!! *Presses the button again* OUCH...

*Looks down over his bifocals*,,,You're lucky you're not chained up and bound much less be allowed to SIT IN MY PRESENSE!

Glad you two are fighting over the fake throne I had made up,,,,,,,and proceed's to sit in the REAL ONE!

*Watches the old Throne crumble* there's a reason why it was put out to pasture- it was falling apart. *Sits on the new throne, puts on a 5 point harness strap, then has the guards strap the legs in*

Have to read whats written in order to understand the context of the pictures, Goblin.

**Big sigh**,,,What am I going to DO with you two? You're both barely housebroken!

*Pushes a purple button and it simply leans the Throne forward, dumping Handmaid on the floor, while watching the guards giggle as I sit down*,,,,,The guards are trained to obey whoever is SUPPOSED to be sitting in the throne. At this time it's not you baby! :D

*Pushes the green button, the floor falls away and the REAL throne appears up from the floor* You can keep right on sitting on the fake throne! Jesus know's who the REAL King is! :P I knew those James Bond gadgets would come in handy to know someday,,,,

The Apostle Paul writes that long hair is a woman's Crown of Glory **takes a handful of Handmaidens hair and pulls her out of the Throne** You seem to forget that's my chair! Psalms is confused- due to his great age he got confused with the kiddies table- again,,,,,

You really think bullets can stop me? I'm filled with the Holy Spirit,,,,

This is true. I was watching on Youtube how they've come up with the way to transfer human consciousness into a robotic body- and be 100% electronic. The concept is simple: a robotic surgeon takes out part of your brain, and using it as a template transfer's the electrical signals with new...