mnphysicist

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A pastor friend of mine once said, "if anyone calls me rev, I'll throw a trout at them"

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Why is Dr Jenson so hard to understand, except when he talks with his grandaughter in reference to Conversations with Poppi about God: An Eight-Year-Old and Her Theologian Grandfather Trade Questions

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"Hey, when is the cook going to get here, we have a ton of folks here for dinner? Whoops, we forgot to call her, looks like you guys get to cook" as my boss leaves for the rest of the day. My first time cooking for tons of people.

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Hey, your on fire
No I am not
Yes you are
Don't bother me, I'm concentrating
You really are on fire
Don't be a wise guy, I am not on fire
(my leg starts to get warm)
Whoa, hey, I am on fire
(calmly walks over to the water hose and puts out the fire)