House to vote on MTG's bill to codify the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico to "Gulf of America"

[iluvatar5150]

Guess Lake Ontario is next

They could name it Lake Oswego, after Oswego, NY, but that might be too woke since Oswego is an Iroquois name.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

They could name it Lake Oswego, after Oswego, NY, but that might be too woke since Oswego is an Iroquois name.

Good thing Huron ain't no Iroquois name.

 

[SimplyMe]

They could name it Lake Oswego, after Oswego, NY, but that might be too woke since Oswego is an Iroquois name.

I think you just rename them all as Lake America, maybe adding a number (Great Lake America 1 through 4 or 5). I suppose Trump might let Lake Michigan keeps its name, particularly since it is a swing state (though he might still change it to get back at Michigan's governor).

 

[Aryeh Jay]

I think you just rename them all as Lake America, maybe adding a number (Great Lake America 1 through 4 or 5). I suppose Trump might let Lake Michigan keeps its name, particularly since it is a swing state (though he might still change it to get back at Michigan's governor).

Lake That Woman? Has a nice ring.

Lady of the Lake.

 

[SimplyMe]

Lake That Woman? Has a nice ring.

Lady of the Lake.

Next thing, we'll hear Trump talk about how he was given a sword by the Lady of the Lake, the sword MAGAcalibur, which makes Trump the Rightful ruler of America (which includes Canada and Greenland)!

 

[BCP1928]

Next thing, we'll hear Trump talk about how he was given a sword by the Lady of the Lake, the sword MAGAcalibur, which makes Trump the Rightful ruler of America (which includes Canada and Greenland)!

And Panama. You forgot Panama, but I bet MAGA hasn't.

 

[timothyu]

I think you just rename them all as Lake America

North or South?

 

[iluvatar5150]

I think you just rename them all as Lake America, maybe adding a number (Great Lake America 1 through 4 or 5). I suppose Trump might let Lake Michigan keeps its name, particularly since it is a swing state (though he might still change it to get back at Michigan's governor).

Lake Superior gets renamed to Lake Bigly.

Or maybe back to Lake Gitche Gumee, but only because he thinks "Gitche Gumee" is a euphemism for something they let you do when you're a celebrity.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Lake Superior gets renamed to Lake Bigly.

Or maybe back to Lake Gitche Gumee, but only because he thinks "Gitche Gumee" is a euphemism for something they let you do when you're a celebrity.

Grab em by the lake.

 

[seeking.IAM]

Since we are now doing all essential legislation by Executive Order, Congress has little else to do other than renaming bodies of water, thereby it justifies its continuing existence. Make America Great Again!

 

[Pommer]

I think you just rename them all as Lake America, maybe adding a number (Great Lake America 1 through 4 or 5). I suppose Trump might let Lake Michigan keeps its name, particularly since it is a swing state (though he might still change it to get back at Michigan's governor).

And once Canada is the 51st star on the flag the USA will have 75% of the world’s potable water!

 

[timothyu]

And once Canada is the 51st star on the flag

Canada is bigger so perhaps 50 acorns under a maple leaf.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

And once Canada is the 51st star on the flag the USA will have 75% of the world’s potable water!

Yuck, probably tastes like Canada Dry.

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Canada is bigger so perhaps 50 acorns under a maple leaf.

If you count all the penguins, Canada has the population of California.

 

[timothyu]

If you count all the penguins, Canada has the population of California.

Thats ok, Trump hates CA also

 

[Aryeh Jay]

Thats ok, Trump hates CA also

I hate it too. Beaches, too much sunlight, skinny people, liberals. Not too much to like out there.

Except for Cottonwood Canyon Winery. An excellent producer of outstanding wine from Santa Barbara County crafted by Winemaker Norman Beckko. Try some today or for your next event.

A totally unsolicited endorsement.

 

[Bradskii]

What's wrong with sponsorship? Lake Tesla! The Amazon River. Oh, wait...that one's already taken.

 

[sjastro]

On the subject of geography there is a joke circulating around the planet that Mexico and Canada borders on stupidity..........

 

[SimplyMe]

What's wrong with sponsorship? Lake Tesla! The Amazon River. Oh, wait...that one's already taken.

The Amazon Prime river, Prime being Amazon's brand and also to signify priority over that "wimpy" Amazon River in South America.

 

[7thKeeper]

I had to check that to make sure I wasn't being Poe'd.

https://x.com/JimmyPatronis/status/1919793113029034092

Tells something about the state of American politics.