Ah.
So THAT'S why they used centimeters.
No, they used centimeters because they are a proper unit and the numbers are easier to comprehend when the number of decimal places is minimized. It is a lot easier to grasp 80 cm, or 0.8 m than 0.0008 km. If they'd quoted the later number, I'd have been translating it to meters or centimeters anyway, just as if you gave the circumference of Earth as 40075017 m, I would move the decimal place and convert to km from m.
Makes it look like the earth is in crisis.
No. No crisis, just a measurement that shows how human activity has a small, but measurable impact on the dynamics of the planet.
After all 31.5 [inches] is bigger than <0.03 [arcseconds], and 80 [centimeters] is a larger number yet.
Units mater 31.5 inches *IS* 80 centimeters. 0.026 arcseconds is just the shift of the Earth in angular units, as a fraction of the circle of the Earth: 0.8 m/ 40075017 m * 360 degrees * 3600 arcseconds / degree = 0.026" (and yes, that " is the proper way to write seconds of arc)
It's all about that decimal place, isn't it?
No it is about units. All measurements have them or they aren't real measurements. (That is the difference between science and math that you must first realize: science has units. And I take off points for leaving them out.)
Of course, they don't realize that this "Leaning Tower of Pisa" is already 23 degrees erratic and wobbles like a Weeble, do they?
Are you speaking of the building or is this some metaphor for the Earth? The building is not affected by this and we already know the various existing wobbles of the axis and orbit of the Earth including procession, nutation, etc.
So what should we commoners be doing to fix this now?
Move out west?
The tilt doesn't need to be fixed. As for the groundwater, moving to the American West will certainly *not* fix the groundwater problem anywhere.
Remember the California Gold Rush of 1849?
Not relevant.
Turned out to be mostly Atheist Aurum.
Nothing to do with atheism. Sorry pal. You're going to have to find another way to jab at us.